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emwheezie:

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Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I’ve drawn through the years

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what-even-is-thiss:

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

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segamascott:

guerrillatech:

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like to charge reblog to cast obviously

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certifiedlibraryposts:

musings-of-a-monster:

Before COVID shut the library down, I was helping a little boy and his mom find books.

“What do you like to read about?” I asked.
“Dinosaurs!”
This is common request, but can mean different things, “Okay. Do you want a story about dinosaurs, or facts about dinosaurs?”
“Facts.”
I took him to the dinosaur section (567.9) of the juvenile nonfiction. He picked out a couple books, and I asked him if there was anything else he was looking for.
“Do you have anything on DNA?”
I had to think about that for a second. “I think so…but I’ll have to look it up.”
The boy beamed, “I want to find out how DNA works, so I can bring them back!”
“We just saw Jurassic Park,” his mom explained with a smile that did not waver when she added, “We didn’t learn anything.”

Certified Library Post

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roach-works:

the-little-miss-rasputin-pageant:

in almost every other children’s book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she’s shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like

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look, here’s the thing: alice in wonderland’s enduring fucking charm is that it perfectly captures the vibe of being a very tired and annoyed child who is nonetheless required to play along with adult nonsense.

alice is dragged from place to place without warning, forced to play stupid games with no good prizes, grilled over her schooling and manners and recitation and dress, scolded, judged, insulted to her face, sent away, given gifts she didn’t ask for and doesn’t like, corrected incorrectly, been subject to shifting and arbitrary rules, and then when she gets snappish with all this bullshit everyone acts like a little girl’s temper is the end of the fucking world.

alice in wonderland isn’t a drug trip or a nightmare or a metaphor, that’s just what being ten years old is LIKE. that’s why kids love it so much. even if they can’t quite articulate how, they recognize themselves in it.

I’m gonna go ahead and add - the reaction image is barely even a joke. This is the original illustration of her at the Mad Hatter’s tea party.

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look at how fucking angry she is

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doubleca5t:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

thegaymertrainer:

I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

tags reading "okay but why change a winning combination. mexican food is the crocodile of world cuisine. you get it Perfectly Correct and then you just do that thing forever until the sun swallows the earth. and it's valid of them.'ALT

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Mexico has found like 20 different ways to serve tortillas with cheese, crema, salsa, beans and meat and every single one of them slaps silly

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beardedmrbean:

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This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him

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ozth:

what? oh sweetheart no, you’re not weirding me out at all. you’re weirding me in. keep talking, freak